Welcome to Ye Magnificent Tomfoolery Guide¶
This guide is created by a team of professional tomfoolers: Jon, Snide, and Hector.
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How to Tomfool¶
Let me tell you how to tomfool!
What is Tomfoolery¶
Tomfoolery is an ancient practice of doing silly things. Since time immemorial people of the Earth were tomfooling around. In fact, even before the word itself was invented, generations of budding tomfoolers were tomfoolering around.
Three steps to tomfooling¶
Tomfooling for general public is:
- Concentrate.
- Relax.
- Do whatever you want, unless it is not hard labor.
How to be Magnificent¶
Let me tell you how to be magnificent!
What is Magnificence¶
Magnificence is an externally perceived superiority in all aspects. Those who see the magnificent person express their awe. That one who is magnificent radiates his greatness to the benefit of all who see him or her.
Three steps to magnificence¶
Feeling magnificent is not so hard:
- Concentrate.
- Relax.
- Feel superior to anyone and everyone.
- Stay benevolent.
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Master Tomfooler Guide¶
This guide is for master tomfoolers.
How to tomfool like master¶
To become a master, one must learn from the master. Observe these prominent tomfoolers:
- Lord Thomas de Foolery
- Lazy Jack Cornerbeater
- Miss Ylona Shadowchill
Tomfooling master rules¶
Follow these rules to be like masters:
- Avoid sunny areas in summer. The only exception are beaches.
- Do whatever you want, unless it is not hard labor. But do it gracefully.